How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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i have a christmas tree.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Cancer.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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