- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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