Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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