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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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You're a frog

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