A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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