What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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