Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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balls

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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