What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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kcuf read it backwards

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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