- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.