- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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