- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what do gay people eat?? food

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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