A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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