why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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men's rights.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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