What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Catholicism.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Anti Joke

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