- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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