- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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