What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

a seal walks into a club.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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