What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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The Barackness Monster

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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