- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Dan walked into a jelly fish

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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