- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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