A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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