Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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I was once a hamster.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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