What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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