- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

what do gay people eat?? food

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Cancer.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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