- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Sarah Palin

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

what do u call a apple a apple

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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