Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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poop nuff said

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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