What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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