- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

There's my tractor.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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