- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I'm hungry.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

women sports....

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Autism speaks but not really

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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