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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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