- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Penis

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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