- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

I have suicidal thoughts

kill yourself

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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