What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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