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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

retard

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.