- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

i have a christmas tree.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

what do gay people eat?? food

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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