What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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