What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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poop nuff said

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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