Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Gay's

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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