What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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