Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

guess what chicken butt

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

A man buys a prius

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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