yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Christianity

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Dumb

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How high is a Chinaman

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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