Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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You suck big fat slobber

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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u suck

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Anti Joke

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