- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How high is a Chinaman

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Dumb

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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