- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

heads up!

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

I have a gay camel

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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