- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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