What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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John Cena for president

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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