You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Guess what? The Game.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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