a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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