Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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