Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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How are you this morning?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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