What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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