What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Justin Bieber.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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