Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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So you there Red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Anti Joke

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