Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Har har hey

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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