what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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