Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Fat people.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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