How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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George Bush.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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