Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Har har hey

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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