What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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