- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Har har hey

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Where is my tractor?

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

George Bush.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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