Whats white and all over my room? paint

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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if you read this you are gay

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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