who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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George Bush.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

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