- Anti Joke

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Daym im romantic

Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

100 chefs walk into a bar

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Win industrial estate, Newry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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