- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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