- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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