- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

this is not a joke. jks

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

this site is an antijoke

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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