Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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