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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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