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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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