Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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A black man has a job.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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world peace

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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