why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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