Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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womens rights

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Daym im romantic

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