- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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