Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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why does column have a letter n?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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