Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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so the weather's nice...

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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soccer

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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