- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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