Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Joke.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Nickleback.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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