Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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your mother

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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