- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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