- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

How come anti jokes r funny

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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