Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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brittney griner

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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William wright is Gay

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Anti Joke

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