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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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