I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

so the weather's nice...

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

womens rights

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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