have you ever had african food? neither have they

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child labor

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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I am a women

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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everybody loves raymond

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hi bye

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Anti Joke

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