When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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