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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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