A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

troll----> hahaha---->

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

woman's rights

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

The jets are a good team..

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the house burn down? Obama

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Womens' sports

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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